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Billy M̶a̶x̶i̶m̶o̶f̶f̶ Kaplan 🖤 Wiccan ([personal profile] restitui) wrote2023-11-22 11:34 am

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[personal profile] fuckingitup 2025-09-22 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you supposed to be the feelings guy?

[He crosses his arms behind his head and tilts back the chair.]

Ignoring it is a terrible way to do shit. You gotta replace it with better memories. Trust me. I don't know anything about advice, but I do know how to live.

[And to be fair, Cliff does seem to have the ability to maximize his own enjoyment of life at most times, even if it comes at the flammability of others.]

Also those names cannot possibly be real; those are worse than Podunk.
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[personal profile] fuckingitup 2025-09-24 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You can probably make your birth certificate say anything you want it to.

[He shrugs. Billy's so determined to be sad!! First he's sad about dying on his birthday now he's sad about trying to make an effort not to think too much about dying on his birthday. The only way to fix this is tequila ... ]

So?

You ready for a birthday bash?

C'mon, I don't wanna do this with you dragging your feet and trying to think that you gotta be reluctant and shit. I want you to be excited! We're turning seventeen, man! We've got no parents, we can do literally anything. From PG to NC17. You wanna go in PJs and have a pillow fight, sure. You wanna get fairy strippers, that's probably a thing! You wanna eat cream puffs until you puke, that's probably part of what I'm doing.